Im in class listening to this chick talking
about how "niggas aint shit" to her
friend. All I hear is
-this nigga lied about his age
-this nigga told me his momma car was
his
-this nigga said his ear rings were real
diamonds
REAL?? Bitch you probley lied to that
nigga 1st before he even asked for
your name
Matter of fact, you lieing to me ask we
speak. I don't know who the fuck she's
fooling because her weave go all the
way down to her asshole which is
beyond believable. LOOK at the icon
and see who's really the lier
THE MAN BEHIND IT
ALL!!!!
KACHOS MONDAY
MAYHEM
Why do females
Keep hair down there like we can't tell
you have an ugly ass coochie?
We know you have loose lips
we're aware of the razor bump
concealment "that's why you should
wax and stop being cheap"
We can still see that funny looking
over sized clit
All that turn off the lights, lets get
under the covers, or baby I don't want
the tv on    "its not working"
Just Do us all a favor and just shave
that shit because your not slick
So friday I went to the bank to deposit
a $3000 check and left feeling
ackward. FUCK IT... let me get straight
to the point. This FEMALE bank teller
at the direct deposit line had a natural
and a mustache that looked better
than mine. Then had the audacity to
let me know that I was a handsome
young man.
PLEASE don't give me a freaken
compliment indicating that im
handsome if you appear to look
handsome your DAMN SELF!!
Can you notice anything obscure
about this picture?
Let me put things into perspective;
after hearing an obnoxious ringtone
my curiosity began to become
intrigued. Just as I expected," my
hypothesis was correct" :-) ghetto
frequencies correspond with ghetto
characteristics. The person
responsible for antics Not only had red
hair, but their backpack, jacket, and
purse are red as well. Since when did
ketchup day become a national
holiday?
Are u fucken serious?
Why waste your and my time? Just
face the facts and realize that you
were blessed with less. Just because
your bucket can get you from A to B
don't mean your bra can also. If you
working with some middle school titties
a padded bra will not help you
graduate. Do 2 jumping jacks. If yo shit
dont bounce, guess what?? You have
two flea bites. Throw those damn bras
away. I wish I would go to Macys and
ask for some padded dick draws.
I normally don't do church, but out of
all days I should've went yesterday for
easter sunday. I could just imagine the
crazy ass suits and hats a lot of yall
grandparents were wearing.
Maracuosly I was granted the luxory of
catching a granddaughter slippin
instead.
I could of sworn immature was still
playing on the radio once I saw her.
She had on peddle pushers and out of
all colors they were PINK with white pro
keds lol, the only thing she was
missing was tube socks and a yellow
walkman. She definitely made my
easter
CARLA THIS IS FOR YOU, YOU WANTED YOUR 1 MINUTE OFF FAME HERE YOU GO!!!!!!!!!!!-

BROKE PROOF BALLIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!   

KEEP HATING, THANK YOU CARLA FOR ALL THE ATTENTION AND GOING OUT OF YOUR WAY
TO LET ME KNOW YOU TUNE INTO MY FINE ASS YOU ONE OF MY BIGGEST FANS!!!!!!!!!!!


-------------------------------------- 7:59 pm ---------------------------------------
buymeehGUCCI: Well hi to you too lie
buymeehGUCCI: I thought you was gone hit me up more
buymeehGUCCI: Emerson u never gone change
brokeproof02: I been lowkey busy with skoo,work,and finals
buymeehGUCCI: Man no you havent soo you wasn't soo busy to buy new shoes
buymeehGUCCI: Boy plz... you've been doing you just be real
brokeproof02: Im too old 2b frontin
buymeehGUCCI: Shit you be act like it so idk what to think
brokeproof02: Where u @?
buymeehGUCCI: You dont never aim me it always comes to find out im always aimen you
buymeehGUCCI: Not home..
buymeehGUCCI: You cant even talk to me
brokeproof02: Im lowkey over this aim relationship. I be tryna see u eye to eye
buymeehGUCCI: If I was to be with you I already know you wouldn't have time for me you say u are but
you really wont
buymeehGUCCI: We aint never had no aim relationship soo where did that come from
buymeehGUCCI: We barely even talk
buymeehGUCCI: You aint hit me up for shit
buymeehGUCCI: I dont be at home like that
brokeproof02: So when can I see u?
buymeehGUCCI: B4 I be with anybody I need to get whatever it is I need together 1st b4 I committe
buymeehGUCCI: Why you cant talk to me
buymeehGUCCI: Huh??
brokeproof02: How long its gone take u 2 get ur shit together?
buymeehGUCCI: Idk... why should it matter to you you aint helping me all you worried about is how you
look in the mirror and what you got on yo feet and about yourself
buymeehGUCCI: You aint worried bout me
buymeehGUCCI: Never been
brokeproof02: Ok
buymeehGUCCI: Are you helping me look for a job
buymeehGUCCI: Noo
buymeehGUCCI: are you helping me if I needed something
buymeehGUCCI: Nooo
buymeehGUCCI: All you worried about is yourself
--------------------------------------- 8:10 pm ---------------------------------------
buymeehGUCCI: You dont hit me up ask me how im doin
buymeehGUCCI: Or nothing.. This is what u always say when imma see you when imma see you
brokeproof02: Ok
buymeehGUCCI: Ok what is that all yo ass can say
buymeehGUCCI: I can already see this is gone be a problem
buymeehGUCCI: Your not a good man
brokeproof02: The problem is you. I have my shit together
buymeehGUCCI: You act like you to good to care what other ppl think
buymeehGUCCI: I guess man you need to stop actin like you the shit
buymeehGUCCI: At times when you really not
buymeehGUCCI: And im never the problem sweetie
buymeehGUCCI: The problem is you think your to good to hit sumbody up
buymeehGUCCI: You can hit up the rest of the females in your buddylist but you cant hit me up not
once
buymeehGUCCI: Im not even about to continue to get on you about this cause you dont care
brokeproof02: The other girls be trying to see me. You just want an aim conversation
buymeehGUCCI: Ok im not those other girls emerson im CARLA
buymeehGUCCI: An no I dont want no aim convo
buymeehGUCCI: You dont understand in order for me to talk to you I have to aim you
buymeehGUCCI: You do not worry about talken to me unless I aim you
buymeehGUCCI: Then you'll talk to me other then that you dont hit me up for nothing
brokeproof02: We been aiming for over 2 years and I only see you twice my whole life
buymeehGUCCI: Im not bout too sit up here and be on you
buymeehGUCCI: You dont hit me up at all
buymeehGUCCI: Omg.. You still dont get it
buymeehGUCCI: How you just gone see somebody when you dont even fkn hitt them up
brokeproof02: Well I don't get it. Im on some other shit
buymeehGUCCI: That's cause yo concieted ass dont giva fuck
buymeehGUCCI: Idk why I even hit you up you dont aim me
buymeehGUCCI: Yor just what I thought you were
--------------------------------------- 8:20 pm ---------------------------------------
buymeehGUCCI: A guy who is cocky, concieted, thinks he's to good to hit somebody up,
buymeehGUCCI: You've always been like that
buymeehGUCCI: Why I really wanna say this but im not even gone say it
buymeehGUCCI: Yall niggas think yall the shit when yall really aint
buymeehGUCCI: Stop actin the way you do
buymeehGUCCI: You dont even talk to me... you wanna be with somebody else be with they asses
then
brokeproof02: Ok ima focus more on my weave free piece
buymeehGUCCI: Man shut that shit up
buymeehGUCCI: Cause your lien
brokeproof02: Wanna see a pic?
brokeproof02: I don't have to lie
buymeehGUCCI: No I dont
buymeehGUCCI: You lied about hittn me up more
buymeehGUCCI: Say you didnt say that
buymeehGUCCI: Why do I need to see a fkn pic god
buymeehGUCCI: You make yourself unattrative when you do that shit
brokeproof02: U said I was liein
buymeehGUCCI: Yes you are a handsome guy I dont giva fuck how you look im about yo fkn
personality
buymeehGUCCI: You do lie
buymeehGUCCI: But you cant seem to get passd that
buymeehGUCCI: I wonder what the other females you talk to really think of you
brokeproof02: They adore me
buymeehGUCCI: Just cause you got money and nice clothes if you didnt have all that I wonder what
they would say
buymeehGUCCI: Wtf is wrong with you
buymeehGUCCI: Seriously
buymeehGUCCI: You have a major problem
brokeproof02: im starting the masters program at UCLA in the fall
brokeproof02: Im the perfect pic
buymeehGUCCI: Fk this shit my nigga your not all that 1st of all yes you hansome
buymeehGUCCI: Idgaf where the fuck you going
--------------------------------------- 8:30 pm ---------------------------------------
brokeproof02: I have the brains and beauty
buymeehGUCCI: You sit up here and call yourself fine ass e
buymeehGUCCI: For what its stupid
buymeehGUCCI: I dont giva fuck what u got but I see the other females do
buymeehGUCCI: I wish I never fkn met yo sorry ass
buymeehGUCCI: U bout to piss me the fuck off
buymeehGUCCI: Wtf is wrong with you
buymeehGUCCI: And you have a fuckd up personality right now
buymeehGUCCI: You just like the rest of these nigga
brokeproof02: Im just keeping it real
buymeehGUCCI: You and them are the same
buymeehGUCCI: No your not
buymeehGUCCI: Your not all that attractive like you say you are
buymeehGUCCI: Yea you got clothes and money but yo personality is fuckd up
brokeproof02: I can get just about any female I want
buymeehGUCCI: Now im keepn it 100%
buymeehGUCCI: You think I care about what u got
buymeehGUCCI: Nigga I dont care
buymeehGUCCI: If that's the case then fuck you and go find another bitch to fuck with
buymeehGUCCI: We dont fkn talk no damn way unless I hit you up
buymeehGUCCI: Other then that yo ass dont hit me up
buymeehGUCCI: Fuck you and them other girls you fuck wit
brokeproof02: Lol
buymeehGUCCI: Ugh I wish I never fuckn met you never knew you would be the type of nigga that
would act like that
buymeehGUCCI: You think shit is funny
buymeehGUCCI: When its not
buymeehGUCCI: Grow the fuck up emerson
buymeehGUCCI: Be real for once
buymeehGUCCI: Tired of yo ass
brokeproof02: Ok baby
buymeehGUCCI: Dont call me baby cause i aint shit to you
buymeehGUCCI: An never will be
brokeproof02: Ok sweetie
buymeehGUCCI: Mouthafucka dont call me nothing but carla
brokeproof02: Ok boo
buymeehGUCCI: You dumb nigga that dont fkn listen
buymeehGUCCI: You cant read
brokeproof02: Lol
buymeehGUCCI: Your a joke
buymeehGUCCI: Iono what bitch dont filld yo head up but you got it twisted
buymeehGUCCI: You sorry ass fuck
--------------------------------------- 8:40 pm ---------------------------------------
buymeehGUCCI: Your not even all that fine
buymeehGUCCI: You just a regular ass nigga that's fake ass fuck
buymeehGUCCI: Not real
buymeehGUCCI: I wish I never met you
buymeehGUCCI: Hope you find you somebody to be with
brokeproof02: Ok thanks
buymeehGUCCI: Cause me and you was never gone work
buymeehGUCCI: All that shit you told me was a lie
buymeehGUCCI: Your just like the rest of these niggas
buymeehGUCCI: Yup
buymeehGUCCI: Sry ass nigga
buymeehGUCCI: My god sister told me about you
buymeehGUCCI: And I wouldn't listen now I really see what she was talken about
buymeehGUCCI: You just what she said you was
brokeproof02: ur god sis. The 1 with 2 diff baby daddies?
buymeehGUCCI: This aint no jealousy type shit but you and yo personality is fuckd up
buymeehGUCCI: Yup
buymeehGUCCI: She knoe all about you
buymeehGUCCI: You sit up here and wanna sho out
buymeehGUCCI: Idk who you infront of disscussin this convo to but you need to grow the fuck up
buymeehGUCCI: And act your age and not your shoe size
brokeproof02: She have 2 babies by 2 diff ppl and u want to listen to her? Lol that's funny
buymeehGUCCI: Shit what she told me is tru about you
buymeehGUCCI: You cocky you concieted
buymeehGUCCI: You think you the shit
buymeehGUCCI: and so what if she does..
buymeehGUCCI: You act like you to good to talk to sumbody anyways
buymeehGUCCI: You to good to talk to me
buymeehGUCCI: Your to much
buymeehGUCCI: And it dont make no sense get that thru yo big ass head
buymeehGUCCI: You think everything im saying is a fkn joke
buymeehGUCCI: You think im playn and dont take me seriously
buymeehGUCCI: You lie
buymeehGUCCI: I askd my mom what she thinks of you
buymeehGUCCI: I told my mom about you
buymeehGUCCI: And how your this and that
buymeehGUCCI: Look how the fuck you act
--------------------------------------- 8:50 pm ---------------------------------------
buymeehGUCCI: Its sad.. Why act like that
buymeehGUCCI: For what
buymeehGUCCI: Iono why I even try with you cause all your going to do is make me mad and even
madder
buymeehGUCCI: Go be wit those other girls you hitt up everyday
--------------------------------------- 8:55 pm ---------------------------------------
buymeehGUCCI: Why the fuck you act like that
buymeehGUCCI: I dont get you at all
--------------------------------------- 8:59 pm ---------------------------------------
buymeehGUCCI: I guess you dont have shit to say bout all of this
buymeehGUCCI: Just what I thought
buymeehGUCCI: Smh...
buymeehGUCCI: I guess emerson
buymeehGUCCI: You sure is quiet
brokeproof02: This conversation is over
buymeehGUCCI: Why is it over
buymeehGUCCI: Be a man
buymeehGUCCI: Which your not being
buymeehGUCCI: Im not bout to chase you like these other dumb females do
buymeehGUCCI: Look wtf you write on your aways
buymeehGUCCI: That's why I talk about you
buymeehGUCCI: You aint even no man a real man would keep talkn
buymeehGUCCI: Just what a bitch would say this conversation is over
buymeehGUCCI: Yea I said it cause your actn like one
buymeehGUCCI: Talk
buymeehGUCCI: That's just what I thought
buymeehGUCCI: Let me be a fkn judge I wouldn't give yo ass a 10 for nutn cause yo ways and the way
you act is all fuckd up
buymeehGUCCI: Sry ass nigga get over yoself
buymeehGUCCI: Since them bitches adore yo monkey lookn ass go wife one of they asses
buymeehGUCCI: Fuck you nigga you aint never gotta act like that towards me ever
buymeehGUCCI: Dont knoe why I try wit you
--------------------------------------- 9:09 pm ---------------------------------------
brokeproof02: All I can do is laugh
buymeehGUCCI: Cause you a bitch ass nigga
buymeehGUCCI: You fake ass fuck homie
buymeehGUCCI: You think you bomb your not get it thru your head
brokeproof02: Ok baby
buymeehGUCCI: I wish I never met you as of tonight delete me as one of your friends on the fkn space
delete my cell phone number
buymeehGUCCI: Delete everything you got of me
buymeehGUCCI: You go fuck with the bitches you been fkn wit
buymeehGUCCI: If we see eachother we see eachother I just won't say shit
brokeproof02: Thanks for making my next away lol
buymeehGUCCI: You have a nice life im done tryn wit you
buymeehGUCCI: Wtf you mean by that
buymeehGUCCI: Bitch
buymeehGUCCI: I swear
brokeproof02: Welcome to Monday mayhem
brokeproof02: Tune in for monday because you will be making it
buymeehGUCCI: I swear to god if you put me on that shit yo ass is grass bitch
brokeproof02: Hahahahhahah
buymeehGUCCI: On my dead brother R.I.P
buymeehGUCCI: You will get fuckd up
buymeehGUCCI: Dont fkn play with me
buymeehGUCCI: You fkn wit the wrong mouthafka emerson
buymeehGUCCI: You think im playn wit you
buymeehGUCCI: You have no fkn idea
brokeproof02: Just tune in for this monday :-)
buymeehGUCCI: And you will get fuckd up
buymeehGUCCI: Dont tempt me
brokeproof02: I can't wait :-)
buymeehGUCCI: You think im fkn playin
buymeehGUCCI: So wtf yo bitch ass gone say punk
--------------------------------------- 9:22 pm ---------------------------------------
brokeproof02: Just wait until monday to find out
buymeehGUCCI: Sooo what yo bitch ass gone say about me punk
buymeehGUCCI: No tramp ass bitch tell me now
buymeehGUCCI: Be a fkn mannn and tell me
brokeproof02: I don't want to spoil the fun
buymeehGUCCI: Nigga I know where the fuck you stay emerson dont fkn play with me
buymeehGUCCI: Im not bout to kiss yo ass on shit
buymeehGUCCI: You fkn wit the wrong female
--------------------------------------- 9:26 pm ---------------------------------------
buymeehGUCCI: FUCK Y0U
brokeproof02: Ok baby
--------------------------------------- 9:31 pm ---------------------------------------
buymeehGUCCI: Why do you act like that
buymeehGUCCI: You act like a little ass kid
buymeehGUCCI: You always wanna talk about somebody
--------------------------------------- 9:37 pm ---------------------------------------
buymeehGUCCI: You actn just like a lil ass boy
buymeehGUCCI: Grow up
--------------------------------------- 9:42 pm ---------------------------------------
buymeehGUCCI: Its funny cause a real nigga wouldn't stoop to no kiddy ass shit and what you doing
and the way you actn is fkn childish
buymeehGUCCI: You really need to grow the fuck up
buymeehGUCCI: Act like your 23 or 24 whatever age limit you are
buymeehGUCCI: Cause right now you actn like as if you was 16
buymeehGUCCI: And for that you have no life just sittn up there talken about everybody you see
every monday
buymeehGUCCI: Its dumb
--------------------------------------- 9:50 pm ---------------------------------------
buymeehGUCCI: Have fun wit your other girlss...
buymeehGUCCI: Never should of tryd nothing with you
buymeehGUCCI: Never new you would be this way
buymeehGUCCI: Im moving on to sombody that's really ready to be with me
buymeehGUCCI: And that hits me up
buymeehGUCCI: You cant even do that
buymeehGUCCI: You wanna be a player and play games and not be serious
buymeehGUCCI: Sry I even met you

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